Gay bar A biker walks into a gay bar and is giving everyone a hard time. Seeing his customers get irritated the bartender walks up to the biker and asks him if he knows how to play football. The biker responds with of course I know football. The bartender says not the sport! Bar football. The bartender then pours a pint and chugs it. Slams it on the table and says that's a touchdown, then turns around and pulls down his pants and farts, that's the extra point! The biker takes the challenge and chugs the beer. He then pulls down his pants and before he can fart the bartender is behind him and thrusts forward and says ""blocked the kick! ""