Catholic School Girls A bus full of Catholic School Girls go off the side of a cliff and everyone dies. As they all line up before the Pearly Gates St. Peter approaches them and says, ""Girls, you all may enter Heaven. First, however, if you have ever touched male genitalia you must dip whatever part of your body touched it into the Holy Water."" The first two girls go and just dip their hands. Suddenly a commotion begins at the back of the line. As a girls runs up to the front of the line St. Peter stops her and asks, ""What is the source of this disturbance?"" The girl replies, ""If I have to swallow Holy Water I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.""