Breast Feeding A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, ""Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."" As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, ""Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"" She says, ""Why, officer?"" ""Well, your breast is hanging out."" She looks down and says ""OMIGO…

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open....... A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, ""Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."" As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, ""Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"" She says, ""Why, officer?"" ""Well, your breast is hanging out."" She looks down and says ""OH MY GOD, I l…

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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks ""Ma'am are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"" ""Why officer?"" asks the blonde. ""Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."" ""Oh my goodness"" exclaims the blonde ""I left my baby on the bus!""