One day in Kindergarten Class... One day in Kindergarten Class, Ms. Johnson decided to teach the children about fruit. She put different fruits into a paper bag and started describing to the kids what fruit she had; the children were then supposed to guess what kind of fruit she had. To start she reached in and said, ""Okay, this fruit is yellow, firm, and curvy."" A little boy, by the name of Johnny who was notorious for giving wrong answers, raises his hand and yells, ""Pear!"" Ms. Johnson says, ""Nope, it's a banana, but I like your thinking."" She reaches in again and says, ""Okay this one's small, red, and has a stem."" The boy raises his hand, even more excitedly than before, and yells, ""Cherry!"" She says, ""Nope, it's an apple, but I like your thinking."" ""Okay, class,"" She says, ""One more fruit: it's big, firm, and has seeds in it."" The little boy is about to piss himself from excitement and yells, ""Pumpkin!"" ""Nope,"" she says, ""it's a Honeydew, but I like your thinking."" The boy's really pissed off and stands up yelling, ""I have a game: I'll reach into my pants and tell you what I find. Okay, it's round, hard, and has a head on it."" Ms. Johnson is outraged and yells, ""Johnny, that's DISGUSTING!!!"" He says, ""Nope, it's a quarter, but I like your thinking."" I hope this hasn't been posted already :/