So a man is walking a penguin down the street... So a man is walking a penguin down the street on a lead. A policeman sees him and stops the man. The policeman says, ""what are you doing?! Take that penguin to the zoo!"" A week later, the policeman sees the man with the penguin again. He says, ""hey, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"" The man replies: ""I did! He loved it! We're going to the theme park tomorrow!""