A close call. A man sits down in his chair then rips a huge fart. His wife says ""one of these days you're going to shit your guts out"". It becomes a habit that every time he passes gas she says ""one day you will shit you're guts out"" One day on Thanksgiving morning she decides she's had enough. She takes all the guts from the Turkey and sneeks them under the covers while her husband sleeps,then goes back to the kitchen to wait. After an hour or so she hears her husband scream then silence. Her plan has worked. After a while he comes into the kitchen and says ""well you were right, last night I shit my guts out"". ""Oh no"" she says, ""do we need to go to the hospital?"" ""No"" he says. ""Thanks to the grace of God and these two fingers I got everything back in place"".