Man killed on golf course A foursome of guys waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women were hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet. She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, ""I guess all those f*****g lessons I took over the winter didn't help."" One of the men immediately responded, ""Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"" He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.