Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a Red Belly Black Snake. ""I'll go into town for a doctor,"" the other says. He runs ten kays to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby. ""I can't leave,"" the doctor says. But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground and your mate will survive.."" The guy runs back to his friend, who is by now close to death and in agony. What did the doctor say?"" the victim asks. ""He says you're gonna die.""