I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet.#Jersey Shore#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough.#Jersey Shore#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated.#Jersey Shore#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Jersey Shore#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The knowledge that Jersey Shore is known as "Macaroni Rascals" in Japan may just be the most important of my lifetime.#Jersey Shore#Japan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp