Definitely A kindergarten teacher was instructing her class on the meaning of the word ""definitely"". She began by asking the class to use it in a sentence, and she called out a boy in front first. ""Dogs are definitely bigger than cats,"" he said. The teacher shook her head. ""Lions and Tigers are cats too, and they are much bigger than dogs. Dogs are only bigger than cats sometimes."" Next, a little girl raised her hand. ""The sky is definitely blue."" she said. The teacher shook her head again. ""That's a good try, but at night the sky is black. And at sunset the sky is pink and orange."" She was about to give up hope on her class when one boy eagerly and excitedly raised his hand in the back row. ""Yes?"" the teacher called. The boy phrased his words carefully: ""Do farts have lumps?"" The teacher was taken aback. ""That is a very inappropriate thing to say, but I suppose they don't."" The boy continued. ""Then may I be excused? I have definitely just shit my pants.""