Bear Attack An elderly man visits his doctor one day. ""I have some exciting news, Doctor!"", exclaimed man, with excitement. ""What is it?"", asked his doctor. ""My wife took a pregnancy test last week and, well.. we're expecting a child! Isn't it great!?"" ""What!?"", expressed the doctor, in confusion. ""But your wife is only 32, and you're almost 70!"" ""So? What does age matter when there is love between man and his wife?"", he said, clearly disappointed and displeased with the doctor's ske…

Grandma and her birth control pills Grandma scheduled the first visit with the new doctor in town. The doctor's office told her to bring a list of her medications with her for the consultation. The doctor was reading the list and came upon one prescription. ""Pardon me, but do you realize these are birth control pills?"" asked the doctor. Grandma said, ""yes, but I need them so I can get a good night's sleep."" The doctor said, ""there's nothing in these pills which would cause you to sleep."" G…

An Elderly Woman Goes to the Doctor [long] An elderly woman goes to the doctor and he asks her what the problem is. ""Well, you see, lately I have been having terrible problems with gas. Fortunately, they're very quiet and they have no odor. In fact, you'd probably be surprised to know that I've passed wind 4 times since you've come into the room."" ""I see,"" says the doctor. He proceeds to examine her and writes her a prescription. Two weeks later, the same woman comes into the office, indigna…

An elderly man goes to visit the cardiologist... An elderly fellow is at the doctor's office back for his annual checkup. The cardiologist was shocked to see how good of shape the man was in. He asks, ""wow you look great, what have you been doing this past year?"" The patient responds, ""Doc I just followed your advice. You told me to be carefree and find a hot mama!"" The doctor responds, ""No, I told you that you have to be careful, you have a heart murmur!""