A little boy... Nfw'ish So a little boy ran past a cop screaming bloody murder so the cop grabs him by the arm and settles him down. Holding onto his shoulders he look in the boys tear stained eyes and asks ""son what happened?"" The boy snivels up a snot bubble and answers the cop ""Well officer you see my mom always told me to never look at women more beautiful then her or else i would be turned to stone like medusa"" The cop puzzled asks ""ok but why were you screaming?"" The replies ""well i…

So a Farmer's son is in prison. A Farmer and his son used to work together to plow the fields and to plant grains in the fields. However, his son ends up in prison because he murdered someone. His father sends a letter to the son in prison. ""I'm getting too old for this son. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep plowing these fields by myself."" The son sends a letter back. ""No, Dad, you can't plow the field! That's where I hid the body!"" The next day, the police are at the farmer…

Kids parents jobs One day in class the teacher asked the kids what their dads did for a job. The teacher first asked little Albert what his dad did... ""My dads a fireman"" said Albert The teacher then asked little Susie... ""My dads a police officer"" said Susie The teacher then asked little johnny what his dad did... ""My dads dead"" said johnny The teacher then asked ""well what did he do before he died"" Little johnny said ""he turned green and shat on the carpet""

A man is very worried about the future... Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds. ''Hold your hand out for me.'' The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.'' ''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!'' (I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)