those Ringling Bros elephants are hanging out in my backyard doing coke in my jacuzzi again

Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics.

The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House... Thank you for calling the White House. For English, press 1. <silence>

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.