My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!

Kids parents jobs One day in class the teacher asked the kids what their dads did for a job. The teacher first asked little Albert what his dad did... ""My dads a fireman"" said Albert The teacher then asked little Susie... ""My dads a police officer"" said Susie The teacher then asked little johnny what his dad did... ""My dads dead"" said johnny The teacher then asked ""well what did he do before he died"" Little johnny said ""he turned green and shat on the carpet""

A teacher assigns her class an essay about the police. One little boy, Johnny, turns in his essay with two words written on his paper: ""They're bastards."" The teacher is so surprised at his response, that she calls Officer Friendly to help with the situation. Officer Friendly decides to pick Johnny up from school and show him around the police station. He shows him the jail cells, the evidence locker, the firing range. He takes him out in the squad car and shows him the sirens, the flashing li…

Short Jokes compilation #1 Teacher: ""Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: ""Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: ""Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"" Little Johnny: ""No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."" Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents Police: where does ur parents live? Me: with me Police: where do u all live? Me: together Police: where is ur house? Me: next to my neighbors…