Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little..

God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken.

Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.