Yeee-haaa. A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and off they rode. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a ""Ye-e-e-e-h-a- a-a-a!!!"".... so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ""Ye-e-e-e-…

Amazing Red Cloud A guy was driving down the highway in Arizona and he sees a sign that says ""Amazing Red Cloud, the Indian who remembers everything"". So the guy pulls over and there under a canopy sits an Indian on a bucket. The guy asks the Indian, ""What did you have for breakfast on July 8th, 1987?"" The Indian says, ""Eggs"". The guy gets mad and says that answer proves nothing, and he gets in his car and drives away. 10 years later the guy and his family are on vacation in Arizona when t…

Once there was a penguin on his way to Arizona for a holiday. On his way, he noticed that his car had high oil pressure so he stopped to see what the problem was. On realizing that his car had an oil leak he pulls into the next town to a garage. While it is being fixed he decides to look around the town. Being a penguin, he decides that a nice cold ice-cream could be good, but not having any hands he gets himself into quite a mess trying to eat it with his little flippers. When he goes back to t…

A penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices his check engine light is on. He gets off the highway and takes his car to the nearest mechanic. The mechanic tells him to come back in an hour, so the penguin leaves. As he's walking through the town, he spots an ice cream shop, and, feeling quite warm (being that he is a penguin in Arizona), decides something cool would hit the spot. He orders a bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down. Penguins don't have great manual dexterity, so he makes …