[USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub." M: I live there now. C: We can't send mail to a bathtub. M: Yay

How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit.

When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous. It really helped me work on my delivery though.