Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.

My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.

My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words.

When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now