A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both

What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!

I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog