A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ""What happened to you? ""Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "" ""I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, ""Hey, this looks like yours!' ""I don't remember much after that ..""