An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook.#Facebook#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fail-proof diet: cut sugar, fats, pasta, alcohol, bread and wrists.#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Going by the amount of beer I consume I think I'm technically a vegan.#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp