Original joke I thought of recently. So, Arthur's dad is writing a letter to his sister when he suddenly feels a sharp pain in his hand. So he yells,   __ARTHUR! ARTHUR!__ ""Yeah, Dad, what's going on?"" __ARTHUR!__ ""Dad, what's wrong?"" __Quick, don't ask any questions. I'm going to say some words and you write them down.__ ""Why can't you write them down?"" __Arthur, write this.__ _(If it doesn't make sense, read the last line out loud.)_