Tyrone One day in his third grade class, Tyrone asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, peeing, his classmate, Timmy enters and begins peeing in the stall right next to Tyrone. Naturally, he is a little curious, so Tyrone looks over the stall to see if Timmy's wee wee is as big as his. When he gets back to class, he asks the teacher, ""How come my wee wee is so much bigger than Timmy's? Is it because I am black and he is white""? The teacher answers, ""No, Tyro…

A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess... The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. ""If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day,"" the teacher explains. ""Tommy, what'd you do for recess?"" she asks the first student. ""Well,"" Tommy begins, ""I played in the sand box with Suzy!"" ""Okay great. If you can come to the board and spell the word 'sand' I'll give you a gol…

Racist Kids One day in Ms. J's class, she asked her students to stand up and tell the class what their daddy does, spell it, then say what he would do if he were there in the class today... When the first little girl raises her hand, Ms. J says, ok Kim you first... Kim excitedly says... ""My daddy is a banker, B A N K E R, and if he were here today he would give us all a dollar to invest""... Ms. J says very good thank you Kim. Little Johnny raises his hand next and says ""My daddy is a doctor, …

Tyrone's First Day of School Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, ""The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, ""Because you black and they white."" The next day Tyrone was crying again. ""What's wrong today, Tyrone?"" his mother asked. Tyrone said, ""Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only …