I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie.

I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it.

A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner.""

A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi""