Have you ever heard of Christmas Adam? It comes before Eve and isn't nearly as satisfying#Christmas Adam#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve.#Christmas Adam#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.#Schrodinger House#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?#Holiday#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp