Strange Neighbors There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. I'm fine, Angus said. But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.' Well, ma…

Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging

Dad jokes for Father's Day As its Father's Day (in Australia at least), here's a thread for all our favourite Dad Jokes How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles Happy Dad Joke Day!

Holy Water Vs Sulfuric Acid A priest in Australia is talking with some parents and says ""The other day I put some holy water on a mother who was struggling with birth and she passed a beautiful baby boy"" and all the parents showed joy bar one of the fathers who props himself up and says ""That's nothin' ...I put sulfuric acid on my dogs arse and he passed a Ferrari""