I worry that people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" may have missed a Science class or two.

When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop.

late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die

When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people.