Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: "woof"

Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly.

Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept.

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat.""