Real or fake I walked into the store the other day, and immediately noticed the girl working there. She was conventionally attractive and had really big breasts. I mean, really big. I was just there to browse around, but I couldn't help myself. Something made me go over to this girl, and I nervously asked, ""Excuse me, sorry if I'm being rude, but... are those real or fake?"" Strangely, she didn't seem surprised at all, she just smiled and said, ""You know, I get asked that a lot. You're probably the fifth today."" ""Really? Well, that's a relief. I thought it might have a strange question. It's just... I know they're probably fake, they just look so real!"" ""They do, don't they?"" ""And so big!"" ""Well, you can get them in all sizes. But I like a bit of fullness."" ""I agree. If you're already doing it, may as well go all the way!"" ""That's right! They're not cheap, and you'll only do it once in your life anyway."" ""Yes! But really, even standing this close I can't tell they're not real. This is amazing!"" ""Well, I see them every day, but even I am fascinated sometimes!"" ""Good to hear, because I always thought it was kind of cheap."" ""Cheap?"" ""I mean, normally you can tell it's plastic from a mile away, but this time I had to get really close before I could tell."" ""Like I said, you're not the first. I've had lots of guys here today who just stand there and stare. But I know what they're thinking."" ""OK, well... do you think I could... this may sound weird, but can I touch them? Just to check how they feel?"" ""Sure, go ahead, touch all you want!"" I gently stroked my hand over them, squeezed a little, and closed my eyes to imagine the real thing. I couldn't tell the difference. ""Wow, they even feel real!"" ""Yes!"" ""I've always been opposed, thinking it was just crap."" ""Well, they've come a long way. But you get what you pay for."" ""Still though, I'm not 100% convinced..."" ""I used to think the same, but since I made the investment last year I haven't regretted once."" ""But what about the smell?"" ""Of course, you don't get the same smell, but on the other hand they're more allergy friendly. Plus you don't have to deal with creepy crawlers."" ""Oh, I didn't think of that. Well, you got me. I'm going for fake!"" And that's how I bought my first plastic Christmas tree...