My girlfriend walked in on me again while I was eating cake frosting she'd hidden in the fridge. I hate getting caught masticating.

Girlfriend left a note on the fridge "this isn't working, you take everything too literally". She'll be so happy when she sees the new one.

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."" I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.