Armenian Special at Jack in the Box. Armenian customer: ""Let me hevvv... Arrrrmenian Special"" Jack in the Box Cashier: *puzzled look* ""Uhhh, sir. We don't have any Armenian specials."" Armenian customer: ""No, no, you do, you do... 4 Jumbo Jeck, 4 cheecken sendweech, 4 large fry, 4 drink... $5.99. Jack in the Box Cashier 2: ""May I take your order?"" Me: *Pointing to my new Armenian friend* ""I'll have what he's having.""