My grand dad died in a consentration camp... John and Heimler took the night train, they were going to this awsome party, and were really drunk. John liked to joke around using the name Hitler in every sentence, to Heimlers irritation. After a while Heimle stood up and yelled ""ENOUGH JOHN!!!"" scaring the man white. ""Did you know my grand dad died in a concentration camp during world war II John?"" Said Heimler very angry towards John. John knew at this instant that he had hurt Heimler's feeli…

Why are doomsday preppers so good in bed? Everyday news from the front would trickle into our village via fleeing refugees, radio, and telegram. Our army was being beaten from what I could tell, and were in full retreat from the invading Easterners. The Easterners, savage men according to all the adults in my village, and the man in the television. Beings who were rather more beasts than men, beasts that ate babies and burned children alive. My father would tell me stories of these Easterners, s…

A boy asks his mom- ""Mom, why do the best people die?"" Mom: ""When you're in a garden, which flowers do you pick?"" Boy: ""The most beautiful ones"" Mom: ""What does that tell you?"" Boy: ""Heaven ain't buildin no fugly reject army""

Sergeant to Troops A well-seasoned Army Sergeant received a brief phone call, then had his troops line up and barked, ""All right, all of you whose mother isn't dead take one step forward . . . uh, not so fast there, Private Smith!""