A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here.

A blond walks into the hospital with a shattered right hand... The doctor asks ""what happened?"" So she says, ""I was feeling really depressed so I took a gun, held it to my left ear and fired."" The doctor says ""how did that damage your hand?"" ""Well, before I fired I thought that it might be loud so I plugged the other ear.""

A Young Brunette Goes into the Doctor's Office A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. ""Impossible"" says the doctor, ""show me"". She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on. The doctor says, ""You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde"". She says ""Yes, doctor"". ""I thought so."" the doctor says, then continues: ""…

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burned. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""