A Blonde Tries To Solve A A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks his wife why she was crying, and she replies ""I've been working on the puzzle forever but can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."" The husband shakes his head and says ""honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the box""

One cold winter morning, during the Christmas season, a mailman was doing his route. As he was delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a house and realized that they had so much mail that it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock on the door. As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman stood staring at him. The mailman said ""I'm sorry for bothering you, but I couldn't get all your mail into your box, so here it is."" The woman looked at him and said, ""Why don't you come i…

A blond girl walks in to a restaurant While she was there, she met a man who worked as a server. They both fell in love at first sight. At the end of his shift, the girl Safari and the server met up and decided to start dating. Both were passionate about their relationship. After a while, they decided to get married. To make sure that their relationship would always be great, Safari would always use a website which was able to correctly predict the future. She was starting to think that her rela…

Jokes of the day!! 1. A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, ""If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."" The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the ma…