Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan. ""Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupee.""

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.

It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?