Hitler walks into a room... [NSFW] (sorry if repost) ...and says to his staff, ""I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."" Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, ""Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, ""You see, no one cares about the Jews.""

What makes Jesus so special? People are always banging on about Jesus and how he's so great because he managed to feed the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, what about Hitler? He made 8 million Jews toast.

People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people.   You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast.

Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast.