Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.#Italy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king#Italy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I choose which country to root for in the Olympics by what cuisine I'm hungry for at the moment. Go Italy! #gnocchi2014#Italy#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called "Pasta," which I believe is Italian for "Pizza."#Italy#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!#Italy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp