An old blonde joke I was told years ago. A blond driving down a rural road sees a wheat field and notices something strange, another blonde that appears to be swimming. She pulls over, stands at the field and yells, ""Excuse me what are you doing?"". The other one replies, ""I heard about the these amber waves of grain in a song and wanted to see if they were like ocean waves"". The one blond shakes her head angrily, ""I should whip your ass!"". The blonde in the field says, ""Excuse me?"". ""You heard me, it's blondes like you that gives blondes like me a bad name! You're lucky let me tell, because if I could swim I'd come out there a kick your ass!"".