To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all.

I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.

I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.

An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer says, ""I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."" The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity t…