So a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde all work in a very small office One day their boss Ms. White tells them, ""Hey guys, I am going to knock off a little early. I'll see you tomorrow."" Well, the three ladies start talking and they all decide that since the boss wasn't around, they were going to leave too. The red head went to meet her friends at a bar, the brunette called her boyfriend and went to a movie, but the blonde just went home. When she got there she heard noises coming from her bed…

A guy is grocery shopping when he sees a beautiful blonde, who smiles and waves at him. She stops to talk to him, and he can't remember who she is. Instead of faking it, he fesses up and says, ""Hi - you look really familiar, but I don't remember how I know you."" She responds, ""My name is Taylor, and I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy's mind reels with shock, and he thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife. He asks, ""Were you the dancer at my batchelo…

Three women walked into a bar. Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walked into a bar and the bartender says ""Hey, there is a magic mirror in the back the will grant wishes, but only if you tell the truth. If you lie, you will disappear forever."" ""Let's go to the back then."" says the brunette. They arrive in the back and the brunette starts to say her wish. ""I think I would like to have a loving husband."" A loving husband appears and the two leave the bar. The redhead says ""I …

A blonde visited a bar... A blonde visited a bar for the first time, sat at the table in front of the bartender. A guy at her left ordered, ""Jack Daniels, Single"" A guy at her right ordered, ""Johnny Walker, Single "" The bartender looked at the lady, said ,""and what about you?"" Lady replied,""Amber Smith, Married""