James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken.

Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer

No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender.....

Michael J. Fox asked James Bond to come over for dinner one night. Being a polite host, he offered Bond a drink when he arrived. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "I'll have a Martini," Bond replied. "How do you want it?" Michael J. Fox asked. "Shaken, not stirred." "Oh, thank God."