Brazillian So it's 2004 and the War in Iraq is raging on. President Bush calls Sec. Rumsfeld into the Oval Office to discuss the campaign. Rumsfeld begins by saying, ""Sir, there have been no American deaths today. But we do have word that 3 Brazillian soldiers were killed."" Much Rumsfeld's surprise, President Bush begins crying and banging his hands on the desk in the office. Rumsfeld says, ""Sir, what's wrong?"" Bush replies under his heavy sobs, ""Exactly how many is a Brazillian?""