A woman bought a bra, then returned it to the store a few days later. The manager wanted to resell the expensive brazier, but was unsure if the customer had actually worn it or not. So he asked another employee to help figure it out. The manager said, ""Hey Lucy, you work in the fabric and clothing department. Any idea if this bra has been worn?"" Lucy carefully inspects the brazier. and says, ""Hmm..."" Then she sniffs it and says, ""Hmm..."" ""Well?"" Asks the manager. ""I thought you were supposed to be a clothing expert? What's the answer?"" ""Give me a second."" Lucy says, and licks the bra. ""I sew clothes, I can taste tit.""