An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance... And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off. See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. All of it. And he's found himself in Australia, recording the last one of all. A Wungubal in the north, performed by a small group of Abor…

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ""In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."" For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the c…

Their First Anatomy Class! . The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st Anatomy Class, They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog. The Professor put His Finger in Dog's nose & Tasted it by putting his finger into his mouth. Then He asked the Students to do the Same, The students Hesitated for several Minutes, But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's nose & Tasted it, . . When everyone finished, The Professor looked at Them & Said: The most important …

An exam in ornithology class. An ornithology class is about to take an exam. Every student is sitted in their chair, then, the teacher proceeds to give all a single bird claw to every student. - **Teacher**: Ok, I want you, with those meres claws, to identify when was born, when did it die and what bird species was alive. A student rises his hand: - **Student**: But how the actual hell can we know that with only a crap of claw?! - **Teacher**: So, Are you telling me you can not? - **Student**: O…