So a crow is in the woods... Perched on top of a tree and is relaxing smoking weed. A lizard nearby smells it an looks up and sees this crow way up on the top of this tree. So the lizard asks ""hey! Wanna share?"" ""Sure I don't mind, come on up""replies the crow. ""Great but let me go get some water first, one sec."" Said the lizard. So the lizard goes over to the lake nearby and sees this alligator and tells him what he was about to go do and where this crow was at in case he wanted to join. Anticipating getting the munchies, the alligator eats the lizard and goes over to the crow is at and yells up ""hey!"" The crow looks down and says ""Jesus Christ!!! How much water did you drink!!!!!