A man in need of a brain A man was dying in the hospital and he needed a new brain or he wouldn't survive for long, the doctor told him there were 3 available brains but each with a price. The first one was an professor's brain that costs 3000 dollar The second brain was a teachers brain that costs 2500 dollar The third brain was the brain of a blonde woman that costs a good 9000 dollar The man asks why the blondes brain is so expensive The doctor replies: because it's never used