Hi I'm michael cera and this is jackass [blows on his yogurt to make sure it's not to hot]

*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Says." "Says who?" "THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."

I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled.

The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*