😄 The Blonde and the Blinker Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her f...

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The Blonde and the Blinker Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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