An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat... An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat. The boat is sinking. The Frenchman throws a baguette off of the boat, saying ""We have too many of these in our country."" The American throws a computer off of the boat, saying ""We have too many of these in our country."" The Canadian immediately throws the Frenchman off of the boat, saying ""We have too many of these in our country.""