I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well

I used to do drugs... I still do em, but I used to too. RIP Mitch Hedberg

I tried to walk into Target... But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg RIP.

In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion